I don’t want to “spiritualize” being single and I don’t want to make a religion out of it either. But hey! I think there should be a celebration day set aside for single people. I want to declare a day for “Happy Single’s Day”.
Maybe this day should be on February 15th, the day after Valentine’s Day. That would be perfect for people getting divorces around this time of the year wouldn’t it? They could finalize their divorce on V-Day, and then celebrate on S-Day after doing a midnight victory dance.